Like this:

Kieran’s to-do list for the day:

- Hug Katy’s legs so she can’t manouver around the kitchen to make Reuben’s lunch

- Have an epic sword-fighting battle with Reuben and Katy…. then eat the Styrofoam off them

- Sit at the Big People’s table to have second breakfast 15 minutes after finishing first breakfast

- Bite into a whole clove of raw garlic and get stinky breath

- Say “ello” for the entire ride home from the morning school drop-off

- Help Katy with the laundry by running after her with an armful of clean clothes

- Spend 20 minutes attempting to put on shoes

- Put feetless shoes into Katy’s purse

- Sit on Katy’s foot and say “Up!”

- Drop a matchbox car down the back of my own shirt (Katy might have to end up helping me though)

- Give Katy lot’s of cuddles and smiles

- Try to help Reuben put his socks and shoes on

- Be completely adorable all morning so Katy forgets that it’s her last day looking after me

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